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asian:

The sunset was beautiful today

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Timestamp: 1409449073

asian:

The sunset was beautiful today

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e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

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Timestamp: 1409401068

e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

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moshinyourheartx:

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

I keep all my important doguments in it.

FUCKING LAB RESULTS IM DEADASDHKG

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Timestamp: 1409389753

666jss:

moshinyourheartx:

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

I keep all my important doguments in it.

FUCKING LAB RESULTS IM DEADASDHKG

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